今天太陽球員杰倫-格林將自己40歲女友德拉雅-米歇爾的肖像文到了自己背上。

國外球迷群情激奮，怒其不爭，視其為NBA版阿斗：

[–]Sunsz_o_i_n_k_z 7236 points 10 hours ago

We are so cooked bro

太陽球迷：吾命休矣……

[–]AntawnSL 247 points 9 hours ago

Her game is stronger than his. He had no choice.

球迷：她技術(shù)比他好多了，他雙手控球無法破緊逼。

We got fleeced for KD. This guy’s bozo the clown.

太陽球迷：KD老兒又戲耍吾等，此小兒是弱智。

[–]Celtics8_bw 233 points 9 hours ago

I'm not saying it's worth it or that this is a good sign at all

But do you know how crazy the sex game gotta be to get a young rich professional basketball player with access to zillions of women tattooing your goddamn face on his back?

凱爾特人球迷：不知這是福是禍！

但你在一個身邊美女如云的年輕富豪背上紋那么一張大B臉，這玩得也太花了吧？

[–]TimberwolvesLameAfro 1116 points 6 hours ago

If you guys dont want him, we can take him off your backs for free, it'll be interesting to see him and Ant on the same floor haha

森林狼球迷：如果你們不想要，我們可以免費(fèi)引進(jìn)，看他和華子同場競技那真是樂趣不斷啊。

[–]Super-Maximum-4817 1028 points 6 hours ago

Imagine Ant trying to explain that you’re rich you can just fuck em and tell them to leave, you don’t have to move a 40 year old thirst trap in with you.

His mind will be blown.

球迷：想象一下華子會教育他：你有的是錢，可以拔d無情嘛，你干嘛在一棵40歲的枯樹上吊死？他的三觀肯定會震碎。

[–]SoilMaleficent4757 298 points 9 hours ago

Is that what Ant did? I thought he got them all pregnant

球迷：這是華子嗎？我怎么記得她們都是孕氣十足地走了？

[–]CavaliersOrnery_Penalty_5549 262 points 9 hours ago

He probably fucks 5x more than the ones he gets pregnant

騎士球迷：他睡過的女人中，懷孕率大概是5中1。

[–]Sunsawmaleg 133 points 9 hours ago

[–]Hawksjumboponcho 2674 points 10 hours ago

I don’t want any sex that makes me do something like this

老鷹球迷：白讓我打一p，我也不干這事。

[–]TairyGreene716 745 points 9 hours ago

Maybe just once

球迷：我愿一試。

[–]SunsJG_2214 108 points 9 hours ago

That’s probably what Jalen thought at first too lol.

太陽球迷：杰倫-格林剛開始可能也這么想的，哈哈哈哈

[–]sashathefearleskitty 133 points 7 hours ago

I was just saying this. The amount of experience that would be put on me this age it would absolutely ruin me as a man. She has generational box and head game. You would be indeed ruined as a man.

球迷：作為過來人我想說，這會毀了他，她有經(jīng)驗(yàn)有頭腦，肯定會毀了這個男人。

[–]Knicks14ktgoldscw 210 points 6 hours ago

What a thing to type out.

尼克斯球迷：聽君一席話，勝讀十年書。

[–]Rocketsi-race-goats 3412 points 10 hours ago

we traded this guy for someone who’s only love is the game

火箭球迷：我們交易他，就是因?yàn)樗類鄣氖怯螒颉?/strong>